feeling-angry-and-turning-green:
((I swear, if you don’t do this, I will find you and eat all of your food.
AND TAKE AWAY THE INTERNET!))
(Source: askboxmemes)
Hey. I haven’t seen you in awhile, but I’ve got something for you.
I’m not sure what it is, but I like it.
It’s a bracelet, silly.
Ah, I see that now! I’m sorry, it’s just all twisted up in itself. -smiles lightly-
every time I am reminded he used to be a make up artist, my life gets a little better.
Hey. I haven’t seen you in awhile, but I’ve got something for you.
I’m not sure what it is, but I like it.
A Day in the Life of Nick Fury and Phil Coulson
((I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET))
(Source: captainamericasbiggestfan)
spitfirepotential
-He smiles faintly- Nice to meet you too.
spitfirepotential
-He gasps softly and freezes for a moment before hugging back and relaxing- Sorry, yeah. Ash.
spitfirepotential
You didn’t tell me to, know. And Torie it is. I take it you don’t remember me?
spitfirepotential
Victorie…? You wouldn’t happen to also be the little girl named Vicki-Torie, would you?
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
(Source: breanieswordvomit)
